Bill and Hillary will spend Easter with her brothers Hugh and Tony and Roger Clinton. They have a family ritual at all holiday dinners. After they si…

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The surest way to wake up and smell the roses every day is to go to sleep face down in the flower bed.

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The White House announced on Monday the Prime Minister of Australia will visit President Bush in September. We have a lot in common. Australia starte…

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President Bush paid homage Wednesday to World War II veterans of Normandy at the D-Day Memorial. Later that night, his twin daughters paid a special …

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Tennis legend Bjorn Borg appeared in a Swedish TV ad urging Swedes to have more sex to solve the country's falling birth rate. America can help. This…

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The most identifiable trait of Anglo-Saxons is that we always mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

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He called for military supremacy, no welfare and cultural rebirth. It was a nice speech, but it sounded a lot better in its original German.

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Hillary Clinton flew with President Bush to New York City on Tuesday. She was amazed at the changes aboard Air Force One. For eight years she believe…

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Jenna Bush was cited for underage drinking in Austin Friday. Her dad warned her that too much partying at school could cost her a good career. At $40…

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