Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.
You bet I arrived overnight. Over a few hundred nights in the Catskills, in vaudeville, in clubs and on Broadway. - Danny Kaye
You bet I arrived overnight. Over a few hundred nights in the Catskills, in vaudeville, in clubs and on Broadway.
- Danny Kaye
I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way. - Danny Kaye
I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way.
I feel that the most rewarding thing I have ever done in my life is to be associated with UNICEF. - Danny Kaye
I feel that the most rewarding thing I have ever done in my life is to be associated with UNICEF.
The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before. - Danny Kaye
The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.
An unemployed jester is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye
An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.
When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left. - Danny Kaye
When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! - Danny Kaye
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!
The greatest natural resource that any country can have is its children. - Danny Kaye
The greatest natural resource that any country can have is its children.
After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it. - Danny Kaye
After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.
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