Shut up,' he explained.

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How can you write if you can't cry?

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He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.

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They gave each other a smile with a future in it.

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Some like them hot,some like them cold. Some like them when they're not to darn old Some like them fat,some like them lean. Some like them only at sw…

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