It's a pragmatist's business, comedy. Start off with good intentions and references to the Pompidou Centre and you end up with boiled sweets and a pa…

- Mel Smith

How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire.

- Mel Smith

I don't think London has been given enough credit in a lot of the movies that we make here.

- Mel Smith

I never met Barbara Cartland. But now that I'm working on her life, I wish I had. I think there was a lot of pathos in it and I'm intrigued by her.

- Mel Smith

The funny thing is, London is an incredibly interesting city. It's very sexy and it's very different, with the Thames winding through it like a snake.

- Mel Smith

I directed before I was even in television; I directed in the theatre for seven years, so that was my trade anyway. But in the UK, I've given up any …

- Mel Smith

But in the UK, I've given up any hope of being considered a director.

- Mel Smith