If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge.

- Henry Spencer

MS-DOS isn't dead, it just smells that way.

- Henry Spencer

Belief is no substitute for arithmetic.

- Henry Spencer

If I must be ruled by larcenous bullies, I much prefer that they be located far away. Local bullies know far more about me and my doings than faraway…

- Henry Spencer

Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals.

- Henry Spencer

Politics /n/: from 'poly ticks', short for 'many small bloodsucking insects'.

- Henry Spencer

To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a design committee of bureaucrats.

- Henry Spencer

Altruism is a fine motive, but if you want results, greed works much better.

- Henry Spencer

A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flamming.

- Henry Spencer