Humor is an amazing way to talk people down off a ledge.

- Joe Elliott

The Vatican takes your breath away.

- Joe Elliott

If you don't physically age gracefully, it's a bit sad. I think Steven Tyler can get away anything, because he still looks like he did in '73. Especi…

- Joe Elliott

If you're driving, don't forget your car.

- Joe Elliott

You see mock death in movies every day, but when it really happens, you're not used to it. Most things in life, you get better the more that you do t…

- Joe Elliott

Music and soccer. They would be my two major passions.

- Joe Elliott

The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy a beer.

- Joe Elliott

If you can't handle the responsibility of a hit single, don't write one.

- Joe Elliott

Any idiot who knows five chords can bang a song together. But it's probably going to be rubbish.

- Joe Elliott