There are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they've become elderly.
Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband … - Richard Armour
Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband …
- Richard Armour
When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less. - Richard Armour
When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.
If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone. - Richard Armour
If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.
Good sportsmanship we hail, we sing, It's always pleasant when you spot it. There's only one unhappy thing: You have to lose to prove that you've got… - Richard Armour
Good sportsmanship we hail, we sing, It's always pleasant when you spot it. There's only one unhappy thing: You have to lose to prove that you've got…
I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through. - Richard Armour
I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.
A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread. - Richard Armour
A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age. - Richard Armour
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.
That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'. - Richard Armour
That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.
Shake and shake the catsup bottle none will come and then a lot'll. - Richard Armour
Shake and shake the catsup bottle none will come and then a lot'll.
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