My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.
It's no disgrace to be old. But damn if it isn't inconvenient. - Moms Mabley
It's no disgrace to be old. But damn if it isn't inconvenient.
- Moms Mabley
Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house! - Moms Mabley
Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house!
The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em. - Moms Mabley
The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em.
Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Moms Mabley
Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move.
Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one. - Moms Mabley
Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one.
My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick. - Moms Mabley
[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it. - Moms Mabley
[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.
If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear? - Moms Mabley
If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear?
I don't want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That's what I'm gonna do with it. - Moms Mabley
I don't want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That's what I'm gonna do with it.
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