My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.
Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house! - Moms Mabley
Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house!
- Moms Mabley
The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em. - Moms Mabley
The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em.
Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police. - Moms Mabley
Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police.
Black women, white women- all of them. I'm colorblind. I don't know the difference. I only know you're a human being and you're my children. - Moms Mabley
Black women, white women- all of them. I'm colorblind. I don't know the difference. I only know you're a human being and you're my children.
A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can - Moms Mabley
A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can
Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Moms Mabley
Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move.
[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it. - Moms Mabley
[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.
My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick. - Moms Mabley
If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear? - Moms Mabley
If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear?
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