I am like a man so busy in letting rooms in one end of his house, that he can't stop to put out the fire that is burning the other.
Abraham LincolnRead
Hypocrite: The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.
Interpretation
The quote humorously highlights the absurdity of hypocrisy.
In this quote, Abraham Lincoln uses satire to illustrate the concept of hypocrisy, where someone commits a wrong act and then seeks sympathy for their own situation. The imagery of a man who kills his parents and then claims orphanhood to elicit pity serves as a powerful critique of individuals who fail to take responsibility for their actions while simultaneously seeking compassion.
In practice
Introducing a discussion on moral integrity during a debate.
I am like a man so busy in letting rooms in one end of his house, that he can't stop to put out the fire that is burning the other.
Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.
Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
For it has been said, all that a man hath will he give for his life; and while all contribute of their substance the soldier puts his life at stake, and often yields it up in his country's cause. The highest merit, then is due to the soldier.
And having thus chosen our course, without guile, and with pure purpose, let us renew our trust in God, and go forward without fear, and with manly hearts.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
If there is a Nora Ephron signature anything it is that there's slightly too much food. I have a friend whose mantra is: You must choose. And I believe the exact opposite: I think you should always have at least four desserts that are kind of fighting with each other.
I should be a postage stamp, because that's the only way I'll ever get licked. I'm beautiful. I'm fast. I'm so mean I make medicine sick. I can't possibly be beat.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Almost every comedy you see is about people making all wrong choices and making all the errors of judgement possible. Good comedy is when it works on this scale. Because it is psychologically very real.
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