I ALWAYS LIKED MR STALIN.

- Michael Winner

But when you look at the rubbish who are getting these awards and the absolute non-service they have given to the nation other than financing or work…

- Michael Winner

An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.

- Michael Winner

If you want art, don't mess about with movies. Buy a Picasso.

- Michael Winner

During the Sixties, the Americans thought I was the greatest thing in the history of cinema.

- Michael Winner

As you get older, you have more time on your hands. Some people do croswords and others jigsaws, but I garden.

- Michael Winner

Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and m…

- Michael Winner

Life is lived in real places, and I shoot in real places.

- Michael Winner

I diet between meals.

- Michael Winner