Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.

- Aaron Mcgruder

Whether the Republicans intentions are good or evil - I pretty much assume that they're evil - but no matter what, man, when the people in charge mak…

- Aaron Mcgruder

I think revolution is always a little bit possible. I think it won't look or sound anything like what we would expect. But I think revolution is very…

- Aaron Mcgruder

But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there's a difference in the people, and I had health care.

- Aaron Mcgruder

We did our best to do a Fox show, frankly, I don't think the difficulties we had at Fox would be exclusive to Fox. It's tough to be funny, because th…

- Aaron Mcgruder

When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.

- Aaron Mcgruder

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

- Aaron Mcgruder

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.

- Aaron Mcgruder

Fame is not your friend. It ain't necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.

- Aaron Mcgruder