It is better to look good than to feel good.

- Billy Crystal

Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.

- Billy Crystal

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

- Billy Crystal

In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the footb…

- Billy Crystal

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

- Billy Crystal

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

- Billy Crystal

Change is such hard work.

- Billy Crystal

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

- Billy Crystal

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

- Billy Crystal