I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.

- Bill Hader

A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world.

- Bill Hader

Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.

- Bill Hader

It's not like you get up on stage and you're immediately a genius. It takes a long time. So, don't be discouraged.

- Bill Hader

If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him.

- Bill Hader

I'm never the romantic lead. I'm the guy walking in on the romantic lead, going, "Oh sorry! I'll leave you guys alone."

- Bill Hader

All the stories have to do with emotion. Emotion is driving everything.

- Bill Hader

Growing up in Oklahoma, there wasn't much to do. Play sports, do a lot of drugs, or read and watch movies, which is what I did.

- Bill Hader

When I got to Saturday Night Live, it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out.

- Bill Hader