The program is already funded. Everything is in place.

- Kenneth Williams

I see myself as a roving mosquito, choosing it's target.

- Kenneth Williams

I can't stand innuendo. If I see one in a script I whip it out immediately.

- Kenneth Williams

We know grooming is important for people. To get their hair done, to get makeup and things like that - that makes a person feel better.

- Kenneth Williams

I found that if I got up on the stage to entertain the troops I could make them shut up and look.

- Kenneth Williams

A fan club is a group of people who tell an actor hes not alone in the way he feels about himself.

- Kenneth Williams

I wonder if anyone will ever know the emptiness of my life. Personal Diary -- Last entry Oh whats the point?

- Kenneth Williams

Love is when you would go to the very end of the world with her, and in case she feels weary and tired in between the journey, you would carry her ti…

- Kenneth Williams

They say Im demonic in humor in the sense that I think people need somebody to wake up their mental processes.

- Kenneth Williams