I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.
Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break. - Mark Russell
Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.
- Mark Russell
I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbren… - Mark Russell
I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbren…
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it. - Mark Russell
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness! - Mark Russell
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business. - Mark Russell
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.
The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth. - Mark Russell
The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.
A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women. - Mark Russell
A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble. - Mark Russell
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.
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