I’ve been things and I've seen places.

- Mae West

Live close, visit often.

- Mae West

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

- Mae West

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

- Mae West

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

- Mae West

Well behaved women do not make history.

- Mae West

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

- Mae West

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

- Mae West

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

- Mae West