Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

- Jonathan Winters

Throughout my life, I've been gratified that I've been able to keep the child in me alive and inspire others.

- Jonathan Winters

I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.

- Jonathan Winters

I may not be playing with a full deck but I don't need a full deck. I have four aces.

- Jonathan Winters

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.

- Jonathan Winters

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

- Jonathan Winters

Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it's no longer the sideshow, it's the whole show. The colorful circus and the clo…

- Jonathan Winters

I have a photographic memory; I just haven't developed it yet.

- Jonathan Winters

Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a …

- Jonathan Winters