I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.
Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday. - Denis Norden
Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.
- Denis Norden
If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from? - Denis Norden
If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?
The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay … - Denis Norden
The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay …
I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days. - Denis Norden
There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car. - Denis Norden
There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.
It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May. - Denis Norden
It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.
You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D. - Denis Norden
You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. - Denis Norden
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.
And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have n… - Denis Norden
And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have n…
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