Don’t do your best, do my best.

- Adam Carolla

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

- Adam Carolla

People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.

- Adam Carolla

I am not a good cue card reader.

- Adam Carolla

Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.

- Adam Carolla

The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick u…

- Adam Carolla

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

- Adam Carolla

Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

- Adam Carolla

I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus…

- Adam Carolla