I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break. - Mark Russell
Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.
- Mark Russell
I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbren… - Mark Russell
I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbren…
The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth. - Mark Russell
The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.
A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women. - Mark Russell
A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness! - Mark Russell
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble. - Mark Russell
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it. - Mark Russell
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business. - Mark Russell
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.
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