I do not believe in ghosts. I believe in ghost stories.

- John Robert Colombo

A milligram of prevention is worth a kilogram of cure.

- John Robert Colombo

It was so dry in Saskatchewan during the Depression that the trees were chasing the dogs.

- John Robert Colombo

Canada could have enjoyed: English government, French culture, and American know-how. Instead it ended up with: English know-how, French government, …

- John Robert Colombo