I love that men like to look at women, that they love sports, that they need to know the inner workings of mechanical objects. I love the whole makeu…

- Krista Allen

I just didn't know what the heck I wanted to do with my life, so I drove out to California and got really lucky.

- Krista Allen

I want to clear up a few myths about myself. People have written that I was a kindergarten teacher and a former Miss Texas, and neither is true.

- Krista Allen

I love the whole makeup of men - that they never mature and are always just boys.

- Krista Allen

It seems a little self-involved to be like, 'Oh, he's hitting on me.' Maybe he's just trying to start up an innocent conversation.

- Krista Allen

I don't ever really notice when guys are hitting on me. I'm oblivious.

- Krista Allen

At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it.

- Krista Allen

I basically left Texas with no money. I was making $3.50 working in some mall, so I didn't have a lot of cash. I took $1,000 and headed to California…

- Krista Allen

Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.

- Krista Allen