You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it.

- Matt Lucas

What fun is life without a bit of showing off?

- Matt Lucas

The most useful form of time travel would be to go back a year or two and rectify the mistakes we made.

- Matt Lucas

People see my impressions as a great skill and I am flattered, but there are things I can't do that everyone else can. I can do funny voices and funn…

- Matt Lucas

I don't expect to be thin, but I'd like to feel a bit healthier.

- Matt Lucas

You have to get rid of characters to make room for new ones, but you also have to recognize when things are done.

- Matt Lucas

If the worst that happens is that I wake up and see a picture of myself and a headline saying, 'He wasn't very funny last night', then I've got nothi…

- Matt Lucas

I'm just glad that on a budget like this I don't have to make any of those hard decisions because I feel it must be a real job to direct this, as the…

- Matt Lucas

I think this [Gnomeo & Juliet] is the closest I ought to get to Shakespeare to be honest.

- Matt Lucas