Usmanov has got loads of money - we know that from his wealth.

- Darren Gough

Illy [Ray Illingworth] had the man-management skills of Basil Fawlty

- Darren Gough

Wilshere looks like he's got the grit between his teeth

- Darren Gough

I don't know an England player who could fix a light bulb, let alone a match

- Darren Gough