Because it's our choices that makes us who we are.

- Jeff Kinney

You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.

- Jeff Kinney

I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'…

- Jeff Kinney

The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.

- Jeff Kinney

See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sand…

- Jeff Kinney

You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.

- Jeff Kinney

Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

- Jeff Kinney

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

- Jeff Kinney

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

- Jeff Kinney