I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
It is better to look good than to feel good. - Billy Crystal
It is better to look good than to feel good.
- Billy Crystal
Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues. - Billy Crystal
Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are. - Billy Crystal
At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the footb… - Billy Crystal
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the footb…
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. - Billy Crystal
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing. - Billy Crystal
To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.
I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving. - Billy Crystal
I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
Change is such hard work. - Billy Crystal
Change is such hard work.
It's money. I remember it from when I was single - Billy Crystal
It's money. I remember it from when I was single
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