I'm 84 years old. Don't let the altar-boy face fool you.

- Johnny Kelly

P.C. is just too Big Brother - telling me how I should act and feel.

- Johnny Kelly

Wherever there's opportunity, the mafia will be there.

- Johnny Kelly

Autumn is my favorite season.

- Johnny Kelly

People think that it's their sovereign right to download music and not have to pay for it.

- Johnny Kelly

I grew up in Brooklyn.

- Johnny Kelly

Usually when attorneys are assembling a jury, they're just looking for sheep that are easily impressed.

- Johnny Kelly

I don't like the idea that the government has so much of a say in things.

- Johnny Kelly