There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!

- Larry David

I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.

- Larry David

Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

- Larry David

I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.

- Larry David

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.

- Larry David

I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.

- Larry David

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

- Larry David

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

- Larry David

Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.

- Larry David