Everyone knows that you're not really a real man unless you own a gun.

- Dick Cheney

My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators. . . . I think it will go relatively quickly, . . . [in] weeks rather than months.

- Dick Cheney

The good Lord didn't see fit to put oil and gas only where there are democratic regimes friendly to the United States.

- Dick Cheney

I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about my faults.

- Dick Cheney

We've never made the case, or argued the case, that somehow Osama Bin Laden was directly involved in 9/11. That evidence has never been forthcoming.

- Dick Cheney

I was a big supporter of waterboarding. I was a big supporter of the enhanced interrogation techniques.

- Dick Cheney

Remember, success for a politician is 50% plus one. You don't have to have everybody on board.

- Dick Cheney

It will be necessary for us to be a nation of men, and not laws.

- Dick Cheney

Principle is OK up to a certain point, but principle doesn't do any good if you lose.

- Dick Cheney