I eat merely to put food out of my mind.

- N. F. Simpson

Remember, to them it is us who are the enemy.

- N. F. Simpson

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.

- N. F. Simpson

Sanity is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.

- N. F. Simpson

Each of us as he receives his private trouncings at the hands of fate is kept in good heart by hearing of the moth in his brother's parachute and the…

- N. F. Simpson