Money buys everything, even true love.

- Nelson Rodrigues

I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.

- Nelson Rodrigues

If life turns her back on you, grab her ass.

- Nelson Rodrigues

To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.

- Nelson Rodrigues

Every shy person is a potential sex offender.

- Nelson Rodrigues

Any individual is greater than the Milky Way.

- Nelson Rodrigues

Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.

- Nelson Rodrigues

In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.

- Nelson Rodrigues

A thunderous boo is one thousand times stronger, nobler, and more powerful than a standing ovation. Admiration corrupts.

- Nelson Rodrigues