Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

- Peter Sellers

To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

- Peter Sellers

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

- Peter Sellers

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

- Peter Sellers

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

- Peter Sellers

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.

- Peter Sellers

Now then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbinder and his daughter have been kidnapped. Two, that someone has kidnapped them. Three, that my …

- Peter Sellers

Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?

- Peter Sellers

Facts - behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth.

- Peter Sellers