I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a diffe…

- Pauly Shore

I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.

- Pauly Shore

I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?

- Pauly Shore

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

- Pauly Shore

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.

- Pauly Shore

"Entourage" is a staple LA-based show and people say it's pretty real and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth.

- Pauly Shore

My belief is guns don't kill people, people kill people.

- Pauly Shore

Find something that you want to do when you're 60. Find your passion. Your passion, your work, whatever it is that you want to do. Find something tha…

- Pauly Shore

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

- Pauly Shore