My age now, like my age 20 years ago, marks the year in which I was born. That's all.

- Art Linkletter

Posterity is the patriotic name for grandchildren.

- Art Linkletter

Radio was so important to everybody back then; there was no TV. Columbia Square was the epitome of radio. Everything was modern. It was beautiful.

- Art Linkletter

Sometimes I'm asked by kids why I condemn marijuana when I haven't tried it. The greatest obstetricians in the world have never been pregnant.

- Art Linkletter

The depths of the Depression. You didn't ask what the job was, what the pay was, you didn't ask about stock options, or - you said yes

- Art Linkletter

The two best interview subjects are children under 10 and people over 70 for the same reason: they say the first thing that comes to their mind. The …

- Art Linkletter

A traveling show visited a country town and one of the acts was advertised as a striptease. A small boy begged his mother for a quarter to buy a tick…

- Art Linkletter

A poor old man held the winning ticket on a half million dollar lottery. Hearing the old man might be surprised at the shock, the local pastor was as…

- Art Linkletter

No one can keep from aging, but there is no need to grow old.

- Art Linkletter