I wasn’t old enough to realize that I could be my terrible self and have people love me for that.

- Kelly Oxford

Brad Pitt is older than Archie Bunker was in the first two seasons of All In The Family.

- Kelly Oxford

I'm not a big note-taker, so I think that the way I decide is that whatever I remember I always consider something that's important. If I remember a …

- Kelly Oxford

Canadians always make jokes about the arrogant American, but the longer I'm here, the more I realize, "Oh, it isn't that they're arrogant, it's just …

- Kelly Oxford

There should be a drama series about women trying to figure out their mystery leg bruises.

- Kelly Oxford

It's terrifying to think about all things that were awful for you. But for me, sharing all of them was so satisfying, because people read them and ge…

- Kelly Oxford

Women have only had the vote for less than 100 years. Before that, we were wives and essentially kind of property. We grew up, and our parents wanted…

- Kelly Oxford

I had a dream I was walking down the street and didn't have to hold anyone's hand

- Kelly Oxford

I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.

- Kelly Oxford