What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-

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Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

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I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

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The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

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Nobody got me out," Nellie replied. "They just let me go. They think I'm a deranged Jonah Wizard fan. Apparently, the hotel's full of them. A couple …

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If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.

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No fair! Those guys ripped off what we rightfully stole!

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Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling

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Dan instantly recognized the angry scratch that stretched from the corner of Ian's eye all the way along the olive skin to his chin. "Have you been m…

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