Budget cuts if you're not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don't have any and more to those who do. That's how President Fredo say…

- Will Durst

In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant.

- Will Durst

In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.

- Will Durst

When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind.

- Will Durst

You can't kill America. We're more than a nation. We're a notion. We're an idea. The American Dream. You never heard of the Afghanistani Dream have y…

- Will Durst

It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.

- Will Durst

The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American peo…

- Will Durst

Voters want a fraud they can believe in.

- Will Durst

The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.

- Will Durst