I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.

- Florence Henderson

I live on a boat, which is in the midst of renovation. I figure the good Lord will put me in the right place and hopefully I'll have the right clothe…

- Florence Henderson

I started in live television and I've done a lot of live TV and that's really the thing that I love best. I love flying by the seat of my pants.

- Florence Henderson

People often ask me what happened to my first husband? And I say, I killed him.

- Florence Henderson

When I first went to New York I was right out of high school, I was 17 years old, and I had never seen a building over two stories high.

- Florence Henderson

I still get so much fan mail addressed to Carol Brady, and I think a lot of it's through the Net. And I always answer it, if it's legible.

- Florence Henderson

I have four of the most incredible children. And I have five grandchildren.

- Florence Henderson

I'm a '70s mom, and my daughter is a '90s mom. I know a lot of women my age who are real computer freaks.

- Florence Henderson

I had four children. And my youngest when we started was like, oh, gosh, 2 or a little less. And sometimes my kids would say to me, you know, how com…

- Florence Henderson