I have no interest in art. Let me clarify — I have no interest in non-nude images.
Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice. - Aziz Ansari
Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.
- Aziz Ansari
I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment. - Aziz Ansari
I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.
I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading. - Aziz Ansari
I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.
This is one of my favorite pick up strategies: I'm constantly giving women my keys. So far, none of them have shown up. Matter of time. And I've been… - Aziz Ansari
This is one of my favorite pick up strategies: I'm constantly giving women my keys. So far, none of them have shown up. Matter of time. And I've been…
I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing. - Aziz Ansari
I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.
Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians? - Aziz Ansari
Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?
I have no interest in art. Let me clarify — I have no interest in non-nude images. - Aziz Ansari
Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired. - Aziz Ansari
Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.
Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot. - Aziz Ansari
Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.
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