I was always pretty broad. I've had a couple bad experiences. One time, I showed up late for a gig in Brooklyn at an Italian restaurant. I ran on sta…

- Nick Swardson

I always write and create. I'm never not creating. I'm always creating a show, every year, whether it gets picked up or not. I always sell a pilot or…

- Nick Swardson

The key to comedy is commitment - if you're afraid, you shouldn't be a comedian.

- Nick Swardson

I would eventually like to write and star in my own stuff. I think I have a good comedic sense, so I'd like to follow that road. I don't know what th…

- Nick Swardson

It's rare that I've read a script where I'm like, "Oh, my god, it's hilarious!" All you want is a good skeleton and good characters. Then, you can go…

- Nick Swardson

[Being a good comedian] is a skill, but it's also a weird thing that only certain people can do. I always equate it to surgeons and how they can just…

- Nick Swardson

Once you realize you can make people laugh, it's a superpower. When you're really young, you don't know how to use that power, so I would just say th…

- Nick Swardson

Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.

- Nick Swardson

I was always pretty good at adapting to my situations. My act was never that inside, where it was like, "Okay, they're either going to get this or th…

- Nick Swardson