For a driver to be driven by somebody else is an ordeal, for there are only three types of drivers: the too fast, the timid and oneself.

- Virginia Graham

... for some of us life always comes C.O.D.

- Virginia Graham

When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.

- Virginia Graham

I have the perfect face for radio.

- Virginia Graham

Maturity gives us jealous eyes. We look with jealousy on the younger woman because she doesn't know as much now as we do, and, oh, what we could do w…

- Virginia Graham

The women sit, getting colder and colder, on a seat getting harder and harder, watching oafs, getting muddier and muddier.

- Virginia Graham

when we travel, most of us take too much. I always work on the assumption that I'm going to take everything with me because I don't want the second w…

- Virginia Graham

Good shot, bad luck and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.

- Virginia Graham

It is not done to let anybody be too happy. The moment two people seem to be enjoying one another's company, a good hostess introduces a third elemen…

- Virginia Graham