I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for. - Jasper Carrott
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
- Jasper Carrott
I have to confess here that I am a useless cook. - Jasper Carrott
Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy. - Jasper Carrott
Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.
Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles - Jasper Carrott
Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. - Jasper Carrott
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius. - Jasper Carrott
I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.
They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my auntie rang them up and said 'No'. - Jasper Carrott
They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my auntie rang them up and said 'No'.
There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson. - Jasper Carrott
There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.
I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as s… - Jasper Carrott
I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as s…
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