When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

- Sanjaya Malakar

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

- Sanjaya Malakar

Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!

- Sanjaya Malakar

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

- Sanjaya Malakar

Sour patch kids gone wild.

- Sanjaya Malakar

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

- Sanjaya Malakar

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

- Sanjaya Malakar

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

- Sanjaya Malakar

I don't eat sugary cereal.

- Sanjaya Malakar