It's a torture chamber, if we had to play it every day I don't think I'd be playing golf.

- Ian Woosnam

My caddie dared me to try it, but I didn't think it was worth losing a ball.

- Ian Woosnam

I hurt my shoulder on the fifth tee - just hitting it too hard when you're too old.

- Ian Woosnam

I've bashed my body for 30 years and I've just got to eat properly and not drink too much - very difficult!

- Ian Woosnam

Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too.

- Ian Woosnam