I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile.
I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile. - Gary Gulman
- Gary Gulman
Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any s… - Gary Gulman
Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any s…
I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts. - Gary Gulman
I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts.
The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented. - Gary Gulman
The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.
Ever drive by one of those things on the highway which tells you how fast you're going? I don't even pay attention to them anymore because I found a … - Gary Gulman
Ever drive by one of those things on the highway which tells you how fast you're going? I don't even pay attention to them anymore because I found a …
I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew. - Gary Gulman
I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew.
Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker. - Gary Gulman
Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.
Don't go back over your life with a red pen. - Gary Gulman
Don't go back over your life with a red pen.
I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian. - Gary Gulman
I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian.
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