Masturbation is good for the right arm.

- Daron Malakian

Why don't presidents fight the war? - Why do they always send the poor?

- Daron Malakian

Masturbation is great for the right arm

- Daron Malakian

Superman told me... that we needed to make a double... type of record... and so I answered: 'Okay, Superman. We will make... a double type of record …

- Daron Malakian

Other kids would take their parents to the toy store and I'd take my mom to the record store.

- Daron Malakian

Back in the day, when the emperor or the king or whatever waged war, they went to war, too. But that's been lost in time.

- Daron Malakian

Does it bother me that some people are burning their own System CDs and taking money out of my pocket? Not really. This has always been about putting…

- Daron Malakian

I would expect another Scars album before another System album.

- Daron Malakian

It's important not to take yourself too seriously, ... and I think sometimes people take us a lot more seriously than we take ourselves, especially w…

- Daron Malakian