My new shorty got a gymnastic back, '87 emerald green on a classic Jag. She had the cleft palate, I ordered chef's salad; She had the club foot, w…

- Action Bronson

Shoot eagles on the Jack Nicklaus course, Porsche with the triple exhaust, Seats soft like a midget's cough.

- Action Bronson

Linguine linguistics that left my verbal essence saucy, Send a message, leave you sleepin' next to headless horsey.

- Action Bronson

I live in the moment, and I reflect later.

- Action Bronson

I pick and choose my battles, but I overthink everything because I have to think about everything.

- Action Bronson

Billy Joel is an incredible musician. He just feels like one of the guys, you know. I grew up listening to his music.

- Action Bronson

Strictly cop and go's until we laid in the Galapagos Eating tacos, higher than an opera note

- Action Bronson

I like every girl. Every kind of girl that there is, I like.

- Action Bronson

I just do whatever I do, and put it out there without tryin to cater to anybody. If you like it, you like it.

- Action Bronson