I love telling myself jokes. I think I'm a riot.

- Scott Stevens

We're all looking at the people around us, the people who have gone before us who have succeeded in recovery and have long-term sobriety and they are…

- Scott Stevens

Maybe there wasn't much hot water in the showers. I'm not sure.

- Scott Stevens

What kind of respect do I get? ... Just because I'm a physical player, it's O.K. to come at me and do what you want? Hey, it's a hockey game. It's no…

- Scott Stevens