I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen

- Edwin Edwards

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!

- Edwin Edwards

Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.

- Edwin Edwards

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

- Edwin Edwards

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

- Edwin Edwards

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

- Edwin Edwards

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.

- Edwin Edwards

Up with skirts, down with pants!'

- Edwin Edwards

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

- Edwin Edwards