You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.

- Scott Disick

I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!

- Scott Disick

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.

- Scott Disick

I could puke on myself and still be good looking.

- Scott Disick

I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!

- Scott Disick

The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone

- Scott Disick

I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.

- Scott Disick

I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.

- Scott Disick

I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.

- Scott Disick